Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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