Banned from zoo.
Again?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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