Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You left your underwear on the fireplace
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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