talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
