I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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