last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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