Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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