I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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