you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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