actually, I'm a sock model
look no pants
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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