clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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