All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I love you. Go after that dick
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