he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
