Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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