i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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