I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
where are my eyebrows?
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