Dual....:-)
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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