it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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