this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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