All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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