Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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