there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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