SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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