I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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