White coat. Heels.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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