Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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