i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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