Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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