he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
