This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
