sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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