At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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