What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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