I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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Rubbing your bare vag in snow will drop your breathilizer score by a full half point. If you get pulled over, jump out before the cop gets to your car. Then start rubbing. Works every time.
I've never heard of a girl actually trying out her cameltoe.
Frozen Puss! Get your Frozen Puss here!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
It's ok, the saltiness will help the snow melt....
eh? .
Sixty Nine
Good morning snowball?
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