i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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