i don't like sucking hair
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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