I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Randomize
