Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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