It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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