we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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