are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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