How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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