Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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