Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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