break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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