Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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