Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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