no, he came in my armpit
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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