is your mom at the bar?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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