You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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