tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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