Me too!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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