All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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