Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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