Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So many bounce houses so little time
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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