My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I can't turn off my feet"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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