i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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